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Satan starts gofundme page to pay for extension accommodating Koch brothers when they get to hell

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Well it happened and Satan is sweating (which is really hard to do).  Looks like Davie Koch is planning to make his exit to hell in the near future. Satan knows he has to get ready. Davie isn’t bringing any of his money with him. Just because his fortune is the work of the devil doesn’t mean the Koch’s pay him anything more than minimum wage (and I would better dollars to doughnuts there’s wage theft in hell just like every place else). Satan has got to be thinking that this is going to be the start of a pretty big influx coming. I mean even the Orange Wonder is potentially one Big Mac from needing a room down under.

So if you have a little coin go over the Satan’s gofundme page and show him some love.  What’s a poor devil gonna do in times like this?

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