Sarah Sanders pokes her head out to predict six more weeks of bullsh*t

The Mouth of Sauron emerged from her volcano lair yesterday long enough to gaslight the ever-living fuck out of us.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no! That’s not what happened at all. How the fuck can you characterize Mueller’s testimony as being favorable to Donnie Digits? The fuck?

Here’s what actually happened. 

Far from saying there was no collusion, Mueller detailed an elaborate Russian campaign to help Donald Trump get elected — and said that the Trump campaign welcomed and encouraged that help. 

And there was lots of obstruction:

Trump asking Corey Lewandowski to tell Jeff Sessions that the investigation should only concern future election interference.

Trump trying to get Don McGahn to fire Mueller, and then telling McGahn to lie about it.

Trump trying to convince Sessions to un-recuse himself.

Also, Mueller flat-out stated that Trump had lied on his questionnaire.

From yesterday’s hearing:

REP. VAL DEMINGS: Director Mueller, isn't it fair to say that the President's written answers were not only inadequate and incomplete because he didn't answer many of your questions, but where he did his answers show that he wasn't always being truthful?

MUELLER: I would say generally.

And you want us to believe Mueller declared his own investigation a witch hunt?! No, that simply didn’t happen.

So what the fuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkk are you talking about, you fucking invertebrate?

“I’ll have to get back to you on that one.”

Jesus. Christ.

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