Donald Trump’s Truth Social—the plucky startup that aims to disrupt the social media space in the same way Trump Steaks transformed how Americans befouled their colons—is soaring on gossamer wings straight into a comically large bug zapper.
It’s difficult to fathom how anyone trusts Trump in any arena these days, much less in business. He’s arguably a worse businessman than he was a president, and he was a worse president than a human being. And as we well know, as human beings go, he’s marginally serviceable shark chum.
The latest effluence from the coal-black abyss of Satan’s yawning asshole, Trump Social is not exactly setting the world on fire, even as much of the planet remains precariously unraked. In fact, as Politico reports, the buzz surrounding the app, even in dedicated MAGA circles, is nearly nonexistent. The outlet notes that there was “hardly any” buzz about Truth Social at the recent CPAC conference in Florida, apart from a few perfunctory mentions from Trump and Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.