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Sad clown in frowzy suit shares febrile election fantasies to tepid applause

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Be frank with me. Am I laughing at this so hard because I’m high, or is it really this funny? This is like the guy at McDonald’s who walks up to every customer he sees to tell them he got shorted a McNugget.

How many years before he turns into Gollum? Someone just sit him down in front of Matlock, pour him a glass of Ovaltine, and at the end of the day maybe sweep up the larvae husks that have fallen out of his ears.

This dude has jumped the SharkNADO, yo:

Holy shit. Have you ever seen anything this pathetic?

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