Be frank with me. Am I laughing at this so hard because I’m high, or is it really this funny? This is like the guy at McDonald’s who walks up to every customer he sees to tell them he got shorted a McNugget.
How many years before he turns into Gollum? Someone just sit him down in front of Matlock, pour him a glass of Ovaltine, and at the end of the day maybe sweep up the larvae husks that have fallen out of his ears.
This dude has jumped the SharkNADO, yo:
The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for attention and relevance so badly, he now stands on a patio step every night ranting to tens of people about a 6 month old election that he lost pic.twitter.com/xIuZ7jAkZD
— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) April 30, 2021
Holy shit. Have you ever seen anything this pathetic?
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