Having handpicked the biggest idiot on the planet as our leader, Russia has missed no opportunity to yuck it up at our expense.
It’s kind of like plopping a flaming bag of poo on your neighbor’s stoop, ringing the doorbell, and watching him try to scrape the mess off the bottom of his shoe for the next four years.
So you’ll be happy to see they’re at it again.
Julia Davis, a tireless Russia media analyst, caught this bit from Russian state TV following Trump’s rain-soaked, ahistorical, jingoistic turd of an Independence Day celebration:
Thanks, Russia. Nice prank.
I’m not sure we can ever respond in kind because I can’t think of a single Russian who’s nearly as clownish or stupid as Donald J. Trump. Yakov Smirnoff? Not even close. Maybe one of those hybrid human-chimp “humanzees” you allegedly created back in the ‘20s? Closer, but nah.
Hey, I know. We’ll give you Ivanka! Her name sounds kind of Russian. Right?
Feel free to take her with you. Along with the rest of the family. This cruel joke has gone on for far too long.
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