Rudy planning a 'jaw suit' against 'The Swamp'

Is Rudy Giuliani slowly turning into Gollum and it’s just so gradual we won’t notice until it’s too late?

I mean, WT-ever-living-F is this?

That’s a text exchange between Rudy and Atlantic reporter Elaina Plott. And, credit to her, she asked the question that — well, to be fair — anyone would have: “How do you sue The Swamp?”

Keep in mind, Rudy Giuliani is a lawyer. He got his degree from an accredited university, not a claw machine at Dave and Buster’s. And he thinks he can sue the nebulous Washington “Swamp.”

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, RUDY! Also, the guys in the white coats are there to help you. Don’t worry about it. And let the tranquilizer dart stick in your leg for a minute or so or they’ll just shoot you again.

And stop trying to out-crazy Trump. It can’t be done, love.

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