Rudy, meet bus
Okay, so Rudy Giuliani’s life is finally collapsing faster than his shrunken apple head, and suddenly Donald John Trump isn’t so sure about him.
Rudy is balls deep in the Ukraine scandal, and two of his associates tried to flee the country yesterday before being arrested on campaign finance charges. Meanwhile, Rudy himself had planned to lam it (allegedly) to Vienna.
So what does Trump think of all this?
Get ready to laugh, yo.
President Donald Trump sought Friday to distance himself from attorney Rudy Giuliani, even casting doubts about whether the former New York mayor is still his lawyer.
Asked whether Giuliani remained his personal attorney, Trump said: “I don’t know.”
“I haven't spoken to Rudy,” Trump told reporters as he was leaving the White House for a political rally in Louisiana. “I spoke to him yesterday, briefly. He's a very good attorney and he has been my attorney, yeah sure.”
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, that’s a ringing endorsement.
Again, Donald Trump doesn’t have friends — he has co-conspirators and victims. If you’re no longer useful to Donald Trump (or, worse yet, if Donald Trump views you as some sort of liability) then to his rheumy red eye-blobs you’re basically a two-week old Big Mac wrapper — assuming that wrapper no longer has any tasty American cheese flaps stuck to it.
Meanwhile, Rudy naively still thinks he has some sort of relationship — professional or otherwise — with his good and loyal friend Donald.
Giuliani said he doesn't know if people in Trump's orbit are trying to get him removed.
“If he wants to get rid of me, he can get rid of me – he's the client,” Giuliani told USA TODAY. “I don't know of any reason that he would.”
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, that’s rich.
Happy Schaden-Friday, everyone!
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