So today, Giuliani Giunior (aka Andrew) announced he’s running for governor of New York. He’s apparently hoping to trade on the Giuliani name, which, unfortunately, isn’t what it used to be since the dildo shop.
So I was hoping to see rivulets of black tar coursing down the sides of Andrew’s face, as if to prove that this is how all Giulianis spawn in the spring, but it didn’t happen. I mean, how can you possibly top that one? You can’t, but Andrew tried his hardest when photo-takin’ time arrived during his presser.
In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.