Oh, and Trump’s detractors are “satanic.” Because of course they are.
In a deeply corrupt move that would have made Richard Nixon vomit his small intestines, Donald Trump recently commuted the sentence of his friend, confidant, and chief ratfucker Roger Stone. Translation: Stone was involved in some hinky, illegal shit, he was a potential key witness in Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation, Trump tampered with him over Twitter, and when it came time for Stone to pay for his crimes, Trump gave him a get-out-of-jail-free card. Because Trump is the most noxious human, animal, or mold growth ever to befoul the Oval Office.
But that’s not how Stone sees it. Like a loyal capo, Stone protected his boss. And like millions of scoundrels before him, he’s dragging Jesus into his bullshit.