So Donald Trump is trying to pretend he hates corruption so, so much he’s doing everything he can to quash it everywhere it rears its ugly head.
Today, while sounding like an Airbus jet engine exterminating entire species of geese, he insisted that his attempts to get foreign governments to look into Joe Biden are making the world a more decent place for all of us, one compromised foreign leader at a time. (Second tweet.)
You would have to look, huh? Let us know if you find anything.
Somehow, I don’t think you will. And by an amazing coincidence, the only “corruption” happening anywhere in the world right now involves Joe Biden and his son, Hunter.
Of course, if Trump really wanted to get a head start on wiping out corruption, he’d fill his mouth with aluminum foil and stick his head in a microwave. But that’s too easy. So on to Joe Biden it is.
For some reason, I doubt his sincerity. I don’t know why. Just a hunch.
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