Rep. Elise Stefanik wants to fight for kids' 'right to choose' chocolate milk at school. No, really

New York Rep. Elise Stefanik—the third-ranking Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives—has at last captured the national zeitgeist! Americans aren’t worried about Ukraine, the economy, creeping fascism here and abroad, COVID-19, or any of the other stories the lamestream media keep pushing. The brutal truth is that most people are concerned about the continued availability of calorie-dense refined sugar in schools!

Seriously. This is what she’s focusing on. I’m not kidding. No, really. This isn’t a joke. I would insert a joke here so you could see the difference, but I’m honestly too gobsmacked to do that right now.

  • March 15, 2022