Back when Donald Trump was just a dangerously uninformed civilian instead of a dangerously uninformed pr*sident, he thought negotiating with the Taliban — “our sworn enemy” — was a huge mistake.
Now? Let’s invite them to Camp David for “secret” negotiations just prior to 9/11! And then announce on Twitter that the “secret” negotiations are off.
Huh? Why say anything?
Never mind. I just realized I’m trying to ascribe human reason to 300 pounds of sentient earwax.
Can’t make a deal with Congress, huh?
Why does that sound so familiar?
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