Back when Donald Trump was just a dangerously uninformed civilian instead of a dangerously uninformed pr*sident, he thought negotiating with the Taliban — “our sworn enemy” — was a huge mistake.

Now? Let’s invite them to Camp David for “secret” negotiations just prior to 9/11! And then announce on Twitter that the “secret” negotiations are off.

Huh? Why say anything? 

Never mind. I just realized I’m trying to ascribe human reason to 300 pounds of sentient earwax.



Can’t make a deal with Congress, huh? 

Why does that sound so familiar?

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