Ooh, boy. Trump is going to lose whatever scintilla of a mind he has left.
The senior Trump administration official who wrote that anonymous (and utterly scathing) New York Times column in 2018 — come on, you remember the one — is publishing a new insider’s account of the Trump administration next month.
The column described Trump’s leadership style as “impetuous, adversarial, petty and ineffective,” and noted that “his impulsiveness results in half-baked, ill-informed and occasionally reckless decisions that have to be walked back.”
The author of the column, which was titled “I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration” and was published Sept. 5, 2018, was known to the Times but identified by the Times only as a senior official in the Trump administration. The person has not been publicly identified.
As with the original op-ed, the book will be bylined “Anonymous,” and it’s scheduled to be released on November 19. This statement from the publisher should pique the interest of, well everyone: “Picking up from where those first words of warning left off, this explosive book offers a shocking, firsthand account of President Trump and his record.”
I kind of thought all along the author was Mike Pence. But could that dude really write a book? Or, rather, could he find time to write one during the rare moments when his lips aren’t sutured to Trump’s ass?
Anyway, this should be fun. Stay tuned.
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