Last updated on November 16, 2020
- 200g softened troll fat
- 200g rock salt lightly crushed
- 4 tsp rat droppings
- ½ tsp deplorable extract
- 175g finely sifted dandruff
- 85g ground confederate flags
- ½ tsp of ground flag pins
- 300g sour grapes
- 100ml MAGA tears
- 2 tsp conspiracy theory extract
Throw every thing into the cats litter tray and mix.
Pour gunk into an ovenproof dish and bake for 3 hours at maximum heat.
Garnish with cigarette butts.
Throw into the trashcan.
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