Recipe

  • 200g softened troll fat
  • 200g rock salt lightly crushed
  • 4 tsp rat droppings
  • ½ tsp deplorable extract
  • 175g finely sifted dandruff
  • 85g ground confederate flags
  • ½ tsp of ground flag pins
  • 300g sour grapes
  • 100ml MAGA tears
  • 2 tsp conspiracy theory extract

Throw every thing into the cats litter tray and mix.

Pour gunk into an ovenproof dish and bake for 3 hours at maximum heat.

To serve:

Garnish with cigarette butts.

Throw into the trashcan.