Recipe

• 200g softened troll fat
• 200g rock salt lightly crushed
• 4 tsp rat droppings
• ½ tsp deplorable extract
• 175g finely sifted dandruff
• 85g ground confederate flags
• ½ tsp of ground flag pins
• 300g sour grapes
• 100ml MAGA tears
• 2 tsp conspiracy theory extract

Throw every thing into the cats litter tray and mix.

Pour gunk into an ovenproof dish and bake for 3 hours at maximum heat.

To serve:

Garnish with cigarette butts.

Throw into the trashcan.