Protester dressed as Grim Reaper haunts newly reopened Florida beaches

The only way this could be better is if Max von Sydow were still alive so this Grim Reaper dude could play chess with him on the beach.

Daniel Uhlfelder, a lawyer from Florida, is protesting the reopening of Florida’s beaches in the coolest, most blunt way one can — by dressing as the Grim Reaper and haunting those stupid, stupid shores.

MR. REAPER: “I’m here today to try to make a point that we need to … I think it’s premature that we open our beaches. I’m a huge proponent of public beaches and I’ve been fighting for that for years, but I think that the danger of bringing people here to our area and spreading the virus, and I think it’s going to prolong the recovery we have, and I think that we should take better measures. Drawing people from all over the world to our beautiful beaches, it’s too soon.”

That is literally the coolest beach wear I have ever seen in my life. Even after this all blows over, I may want to co-opt this guy’s style. The umbrella is an especially nice touch.

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