Protester dressed as Grim Reaper haunts newly reopened Florida beaches
The only way this could be better is if Max von Sydow were still alive so this Grim Reaper dude could play chess with him on the beach.
Daniel Uhlfelder, a lawyer from Florida, is protesting the reopening of Florida’s beaches in the coolest, most blunt way one can — by dressing as the Grim Reaper and haunting those stupid, stupid shores.
holy shit pic.twitter.com/rVw24plXTp
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) May 1, 2020
MR. REAPER: “I’m here today to try to make a point that we need to … I think it’s premature that we open our beaches. I’m a huge proponent of public beaches and I’ve been fighting for that for years, but I think that the danger of bringing people here to our area and spreading the virus, and I think it’s going to prolong the recovery we have, and I think that we should take better measures. Drawing people from all over the world to our beautiful beaches, it’s too soon.”
Many of you have asked if I am willing to travel around Florida wearing Grim Reaper attire to the beaches and other areas of the state opening up prematurely. The answer is absolutely yes. Beginning May 1 we will hit the road here in state. Please retweet and spread the word. pic.twitter.com/UO7QKg161n
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) April 22, 2020
That is literally the coolest beach wear I have ever seen in my life. Even after this all blows over, I may want to co-opt this guy’s style. The umbrella is an especially nice touch.
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