Two days ago, Donald Trump had the long knives out for Fox News. He retweeted numerous supporters who were vowing to ditch Fox for Newsmax and OANN. And he also tweeted this:
Of course, Trump is still pissed that Fox called Arizona for Joe Biden on election night — never mind that the call ultimately proved to be correct. After all, Trump can brook naught but slavish devotion from the folks whose gonads he’s leased for the next 100 years.
And don’t forget that Fox occasionally hosts actual Democrats to insinuate a teensy trickle of truth between Gold Bond Medicated Powder and reverse mortgage ads.
That’s treason to the Trumpies, and so you get this, from today’s
Million Several Thousand MAGA March:
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 14, 2020
— Brendan Gutenschwager (@BGOnTheScene) November 11, 2020
Well, okay. But what will these cultists do when OANN steps wrong by, I don’t know, accidentally calling Joe Biden “president”? Or mentioning the unmentionable Brrn during a story on the Trumps’ life in exile?
Only Dear Leader has the fullness of truth. Everything else is a second-gen copy of reality — at best.
Watching MAGA-land crack up is a little like watching your drunk uncle squirt lighter fluid at an already roaring fire. Sure, it’s entertaining, but it can’t end well. That said, you’re going to sit there and watch until they either go home or, you know, immolate themselves.
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