Last updated on December 27, 2020
You know, if these people weren’t literally trying to destroy the most powerful and influential democracy in the history of the planet, this shit might be kind of funny.
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s fucking hilarious.
Lin Wood, the guy who either practices law or sells gently used RealDolls and burner phones out of the back of his Lynyrd Skynyrd van (I forget which) has submitted another something-or-other — and it’s the Leaky Giuliani Head of legal documents.
He submitted it to the U.S. District Court Northern District of Georgia, because, yeah, that’s still going on.
I don’t really care what’s in the complaint. Lin Wood submitted it, and he’s on another planet, so I suppose it’s something about the Mars rover being an eyesore. But here’s the kicker:
Pursuant to 28 U.S.C. §1746, I declare and verify under plenty of perjury that the facts contained in the foregoing Verified Complaint for Declaratory and Injunctive Relief are true and correct
This would be a fitting coda to this chapter in American history, but I can almost guarantee they’re not done beclowning themselves yet.
They’ve got 32 days until the inauguration to make lurid spectacles of themselves, and then an eternity-plus to shed briny tears of woe.
I have to admit, I never thought I’d find an attempted coup so fucking hilarious. I guess with the right cast, any material can be elevated.
By the way, has anyone seen Rudy lately? I miss his calm, steady hand and totally not-insane takes on the election results.
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