Pillow monger who wants to launch own social media platform somehow can't grasp video chatting

So this is the guy who’s suddenly an expert on voting machines and algorithms.

Mike Lindell, the reason tech support people often drink on the job, called into the Domenick Nati Show recently to talk about … erm, something. Probably voter fraud, but who knows? He may have also been touting 19th century mustache pomade as a COVID cure. You never know with this guy.

Of course, it’s irrelevant, because the takeaway is that the guy who had our ex-pr*sident’s ear and nearly convinced him to launch an extralegal military coup is embarrassingly bonkers.

Enjoy the latest from Goofball Goebbels:

Holy shit, I haven’t laughed that hard since Donald Trump’s cybersecurity adviser, Rudy Giuliani, got locked out of his own iPhone.

Again, Mike Lindell, pillow magnate, has been lecturing the rest of us about computerized voting machines, and yet he can’t figure out how a video chat works.

Oh, and he wants to launch his own social media platform to compete with Twitter and YouTube, and yet … he can’t figure out how a video chat works.

So it looks like the republic is safe for now from Mr. MyPillow. (For some reason I doubt he’ll be cavorting in the Oval Office anytime soon.)

”This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on author Aldous J. Pennyfarthing via TwitterSay “ba-bye” to the former guy. The long-anticipated EPILOGUE to Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump is now available for FREE. Download your copy here! And don’t forget to check out the rest of AJP’s oeuvre here.

  • March 15, 2021
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