Oh, to be a fly on the wall of Donald Trump’s empty skull.
Anyone who wants to know just how fucked Trump is should place a rain gauge in front of him during one of his Twitler Youth rallies. I have to believe seven inches of spittle would clearly demonstrate consciousness of guilt.
As TrumpWorld continues to unravel, we’re getting to see some of the telltale threads leading to its demise.
The latest? George Papadopoulos’ interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s This Week:
“Do you think when the entire Mueller investigation is finished that they will demonstrate that there was collusion between the Trump campaign, Trump advisers and the Russians?” ABC’s George Stephanopoulos asked Papadopoulos on “This Week.”
“I have no idea,” the former Trump campaign adviser responded. “All I can say is my testimony might have helped move something towards that.”
Okay, so one of the key players at the heart of Collusion-gate says that his testimony may have helped establish collusion. That seems kinda, well, big.
Then again, Papadopoulos made a point to waffle a bit when discussing Trump’s potential culpability:
Papadopoulos told ABC that he did not believe he incriminated President Trump in cooperating with Mueller’s probe.
“Of course I’m remorseful, I’m contrite and I did lie [to the FBI] but you know you’re just taken off guard, I guess, in such a momentous occasion where you’re potentially sitting there incriminating the president. Even though, of course, I don’t think I did,” he said.
“That was probably in the back of my mind, of what exactly am I doing here talking about Russian hacking or election interference with a candidate that I just worked for,” he added.
Papadopoulos gives us only a piece of the puzzle, of course. But if he thinks he may have linked the Trump campaign to illegal collusion, how big a leap can it possibly be to nailing the big, gross man himself? Can you really imagine Trump allowing anything to happen in his campaign without his say-so.
We’ll see, but it seems like the walls are closing in fast enough now to thoroughly juice the Orange, seeds, pulp, and all.
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