Stinging from the sudden realization that he’s a total, abject, moronic, mewling, mephitic, sad sack of a loser and garbage human being, Donald Trump famously lashed out at some of his fellow Republicans in the wake of the midterm elections.
Why? Because they hadn’t worshiped him sufficiently, and in his wee mind, that’s why they lost.
Of Utah’s Mia Love, he whined, “Mia Love gave me no love and she lost. Too bad. Sorry about that, Mia.”
In her concession speech today, Love finally responded. And it wasn’t pretty:
“The President's behavior towards me made me wonder: What did he have to gain by saying such a thing about a fellow Republican? It was not really about asking him to do more, was it? Or was it something else? Well Mr. President, we'll have to chat about that.
“However, this gave me a clear vision of his world as it is. No real relationships, just convenient transactions. That is an insufficient way to implement sincere service and policy.“This election experience and these comments shine a spotlight on the problems Washington politicians have with minorities and black Americans — it's transactional, it's not personal.“You see, we feel like politicians claim they know what's best for us from a safe distance, yet they're never willing to take us home. Because Republicans never take minority communities into their home and citizens into their homes and into their hearts, they stay with Democrats and bureaucrats in Washington because they do take them home — or at least make them feel like they have a home.”
Wait, she’s been a Republican congresswoman for four years and an African-American all her life, and she’s just now realizing Donald Trump is an asshole and Republicans don’t care about black people?
Well, better late than never, Mia.
There’s still room on this side of the aisle. You know, just in case you’re tired of self-aggrandizing diabolical evil.
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