On the day Trump spreads pestilence throughout White House, of course there's an anniversary tweet

Yesterday, Donald Trump showed how tough and resilient he is by endangering his own employees and standing on a balcony gasping for oxygen like a beached carp.

So, naturally, there’s a tweet for that.

Six years previous — to the day! — Trump tweeted this:

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“Is he stupid or arrogant?” 

We’re still talking about Obama here?

So I’m having a contest. If anyone can get a photo/video of Trump on a ventilator, or crying for his mommy, or unable to finish a six-piece Chicken McNuggets, I’ll include it in one of my posts and hand you a crisp $1 bill. Only I won’t hand it to you because that would be profoundly irresponsible — as everyone who’s been paying attention to COVID best practices surely knows.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!