Yesterday, Donald Trump showed how tough and resilient he is by endangering his own employees and standing on a balcony gasping for oxygen like a beached carp.

So, naturally, there’s a tweet for that.

Six years previous — to the day! — Trump tweeted this:

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“Is he stupid or arrogant?” 

We’re still talking about Obama here?

So I’m having a contest. If anyone can get a photo/video of Trump on a ventilator, or crying for his mommy, or unable to finish a six-piece Chicken McNuggets, I’ll include it in one of my posts and hand you a crisp $1 bill. Only I won’t hand it to you because that would be profoundly irresponsible — as everyone who’s been paying attention to COVID best practices surely knows.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!