OK, I think I’ve finally got this shit figured out. The real reason that Dumbledork of DC keeps talking so much is because he’s finally figured out that rank stupidity is the only thing that he can continue to export without China and the European Union slapping a 25% tariff on it. Although, if they’re on their game, that may be coming shortly.
Please Mr President, I beg you, stop it! You’re making my brain hurt. For more than 3 years now, you’ve been talking about what a total joke our immigration laws are, and how the whole world is laughing at us. But now, all of a sudden it’s the Mexicans who have to get their shit together?
It seems like Trump wants the Mexican government to stop the refugee “caravan” coming up from Honduras to the southern border, apparently because he hasn’t finished cleaning out the cages yet, and some of the previous guests had 4:00 PM checkouts. I can’t seem to stop thinking about how something like this wold go if the shoe were on the other foot. Imagine this scene playing out at a border control station along the Canadian-US border;
CBP Agent: Good morning, may I see your passports please? Canadian: Good morning. Here you go sir. CBP Agent: Thank you sir. Let’s see, you are Royal C Mounty? Canadian: Yes sir, that’s right, and these are my wife and daughters. CBP Agent: And what is the purpose of your visit to the United states? Canadian: Oh, we’re just driving through, we’re moving to Cancun. CBP Agent: What? Haven’t you heard? Mexico doesn’t want you people anymore, they think Celine Dion sucks! Now, turn around and go back you hosers!
