Oh, wow. This is a wonderful idea, and it would drive Trump nuts

Whatever you think of professional Trump gadfly (and Trump-Russia researcher) Seth Abramson, this is brilliant:

My 2019 would be officially made if one of the Democratic candidates spent their whole primary campaign campaigning against Mike Pence on the assumption Trump will not be in office in November 2020

It would be the ultimate troll, as Trump has no idea what to do when 100% ignored

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) February 10, 2019

Elizabeth Warren has already hinted at such a strategy, questioning whether Trump will even be a free person in 2020. But if one of the candidates completely ghosted Trump? Oh, that person would be the Preeminent Troll of Trolls.

Hey, maybe the media could join in too.

Then again, perhaps an even better strategy would be for all the Democratic candidates to consistently refer to “my opponent Mike Pence, Donald Trump, or a candidate to be determined.”

Make Trump’s face match his hat.

It would be sublime.

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