911 Operator: What is your emergency?
Civility Watch: I want to report some vile leftist protesters are giving Senator Mitch McConnell and his wife, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, a hard time about Trump’s immigration policy!
911 Operator: Where did this crime against civil society occur? Was it at the Red Hen restaurant?
Civility Watch: No! The dirty f***ing hippies were at Georgetown University! They accosted the poor couple as they left a dinner!
911 Operator: So the Senator and his wife were able to eat both the appetizer and the main course undisturbed?
Civility Watch: Yes! Thank Heaven! And they were able to squeeze in dessert too!
911 Operator: Does anybody require an ambulance?
Civility Watch: Secretary Chao may have injured her finger as she wagged it and told the The dirty f***ing hippies,
“You leave my husband alone. Leave my husband alone.”
911 Operator: Please stay on the line. I have contacted the Civility Police.
Civility Watch: OK. I pray that Fred Hiatt can get here in time! Oh the humanities!