The most beloved version of Donald Trump in the entire galaxy has fallen.
A woman stabbed one of the U.K.’s famous baby Trump blimps today after saying, “I’m going in. I’m gonna pop the bloody thing.”
After doing the deed, she exclaimed, “Did it! That’s a disgrace! It’s a national disgrace! The president of the United States is the best president ever. Shame on you!”
She was later arrested.
Apparently, she was more a fan of Donald Trump than of the baby blimp, which places her in a distinct minority among her countrymen.
Here’s the tragic video:
Is it just me, or did she look a lot like Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Many people are saying it was Sanders. I don’t know. Something’s going on there.
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