Oh, my gourd, this may be the best Lincoln Project ad yet … don't cry for me Orangina

By: Aldous Pennyfarthing

On: October 7, 2020

In: , CoronaVirus, Covid-19, Covita, DonaldTrump, evita, LincolnProject, Recommended, Trump

Tagged: gourd, lincoln, orangina, project

That’s a bold statement, but watch. It captures Trump’s carelessness and callousness and leaves you laughing. A good laugh. A cathartic laugh.

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Don’t cry for my White House staffer. pic.twitter.com/AvF1pZleOE— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 7, 2020

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I’ve never been a huge fan of Evita … until now, that is.

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