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Oh, Jim Jordan, don't opine on what's best for college athletes. Just don't

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Gym Jordan, who famously did not (allegedly, anyway) intervene on behalf of student athletes when he coached wrestling at THE Ohio State University, appears all too willing to put young men in harm’s way for a little coronavirus-enhanced sportsing this fall.

And the tweets just write themselves.


Hey, I love college football (go Badgers!), but I like healthy, pink lungs even more. We all want things to get back to normal, but only one party is shouting “rah, rah ‘rona” while bringing oats and crispy apples to the First Horseman of the Apocalypse’s pestilent nag.

And Jim Jordan? Shouldn’t he be in jail or something? Just a thought.

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