Gym Jordan, who famously did not (allegedly, anyway) intervene on behalf of student athletes when he coached wrestling at THE Ohio State University, appears all too willing to put young men in harm’s way for a little coronavirus-enhanced sportsing this fall.
And the tweets just write themselves.
Jim hates the thought of all those locker room showers empty and unused.
— JRehling (@JRehling) August 10, 2020
— THE BADGER! (@508gloryFelix) August 10, 2020
Your wrestlers needed you to stand up for them, Gym.
What America NEEDS is to get the #TrumpVirus under control.
— D Villella ❄️ (@dvillella) August 10, 2020
Hey, I love college football (go Badgers!), but I like healthy, pink lungs even more. We all want things to get back to normal, but only one party is shouting “rah, rah ‘rona” while bringing oats and crispy apples to the First Horseman of the Apocalypse’s pestilent nag.
And Jim Jordan? Shouldn’t he be in jail or something? Just a thought.
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