Now you can get actual flip-flops made from Trump's glaring Twitter contradictions

Trump lies so often and so brazenly he can’t keep his falsehoods straight. After all, he can’t even recall that he has one of the world’s best memories.

And now you can show off our president’s abject stupidity and dishonesty to sympathetic travelers on foreign beaches with a new line of President Flip Flops.

Personally, I’m not sure I want Donald Trump on any part of my body, but if that’s your thing, independent artist Sam Morrison has you covered.

From Business Insider:

“Take a scroll through Donald Trump's 40,000 tweets, and you're sure to catch some contradicting opinions,” Morrison told Business Insider over email. “I wanted to highlight this hypocrisy.”

Morrison had a full-time job in the advertising industry at the time, but he got to work on producing his flip-flops. He sourced his own materials and printed and packaged every flip-flop by hand.

Morrison offers just three varieties right now. They feature Trump’s contradictory tweets on Syria, on the wisdom of the Electoral College, and on the credibility of anonymous sources. As of this writing they’re sold out, but you can get updates on future availability at Morrison’s Twitter: @prezflipflops.

And no doubt Trump will continue to provide lots of material.



By the way, unlike Trump’s own merchandise, they’re not made in China.

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