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New poll shows Trump trailing Biden … in Texas

We’re months away from the election, it’s just one poll, it’s the slimmest of slim leads, etc., etc. All the usual caveats apply.

But it’s Texas, yo! Red-as-Donald-Trump’s-ruddy-ranch-sized-arse TEXAS.

No wonder Trump is screeching like a banshee at his own campaign manager. If we turn Texas blue, it’s game over. That’s a lot of blue land for Trump to stare at when he gets the next Electoral College map handed to him.

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