I love The Lincoln Project, but MeidasTouch has consistently given them a run for their money. No problem. There’s room in my heart for any organization that points out Trump’s fatuousness.

And MeidasTouch has released another good one:



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Is that cognitive test he keeps bragging about the same one that asks you to point to a camel? Because I’ve been able to do that for at least 10 years now.

Mary Trump’s new book (which is on order — hurry up, USPS!) claims Trump asked another student to take his SATs for him. Which explains how he got into college at all, much less Wharton.

So how did anyone think the guy who stares at eclipses, thinks exercise is bad for you, wants to bring back asbestos, and seriously suggested nuking hurricanes would be anything but a disaster in a health crisis?

This ad is great because it lays bare Trump’s perpetual gormlessness, but why do we need it at all? I could tell Trump was a moron the minute I first saw him open his mouth. All you need to do is look at his spray-tan to know he’s not all there.

Hope the rest of the world can now catch up to my super geniousity. And yours, natch.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!

  • July 16, 2020
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