Nancy Pelosi releases scathing statement on Kevin McCarthy's embrace of Marjorie Taylor Greene

Kaaaaaaaa-BOOM!

Nancy Pelosi (D-Not Fucking Around) just referred to GOP House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as “Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA).”

And that’s not all.

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“After several conversations and literally running away from reporters, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) made clear that he is refusing to take action against conspiracy theorist Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. As a result, the House will continue with a vote to strip Greene of her seat on the esteemed House Committee on Education & Labor and House Committee on Budget. McCarthy’s failure to lead his party effectively hands the keys over to Greene — an anti-Semite, QAnon adherent and 9/11 Truther.

“McCarthy’s cowardly refusal to deal with Greene breaks with calls from Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Rep. Adam Kinzinger, the Republican Jewish Coalition and several prominent members of the party to take action against Greene.

“As No. 2 Senate Republican John Thune warned Tuesday, McCarthy has chosen to make House Republicans ‘the party of conspiracies and QAnon’ and Rep. Greene is in the driver’s seat.”

Really, how hard is it to pry yourself away from Jewish space lasers?

Is McCarthy worried about getting his security deposit back after bunking with Mike Pence in Donald Trump’s rectum for the past four years?

Kevin, reality is over here, on this side of the fence. It’s okay. We’ll be nice. Sort of. 

A little hazing might be in order, but really. Step into the light. No baby’s blood drinkers over here. At least I’m pretty sure. Can’t completely vouch for Tulsi Gabbard, but I’m guessing she’s more of Fresca fan.

Enjoy your party’s ineluctable descent into madness. You’re almost at the finish line, Froot Loops. No turning back now.

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