Nancy Pelosi is bringing some righteous fire, yo!

Based on these comments, I can only assume Madam Speaker is trying to get Trump to take a swing at her during their next Oval Office meeting. Sadly, Republican senators would think there’s nothing impeachable about that, either.


“State of his mind address”!


The best thing about this is how nonchalantly she delivers these searing bons mots. 

Then again, it’s a bit inaccurate. A true “state of his mind” address would have included at least two Chicken McNugget breaks and one remark about boobs — either those of a woman he’d seen earlier in the day at Dunkin’ Donuts or the sweaty, regrettable globules hanging off his industrial microbrewery cask of a torso. What he actually read were his own febrile rantings distilled by some luckless speechwriter who’d been assigned to capture the essence of Trump without making everyone at home want to scarf down a KFC bucket of psilocybin mushrooms with a Drano chaser.

But, yeah. She got the gist of it.

Keep it coming, Nancy. You know how to push his buttons. Then again, so does everyone else. She just has the steel in her spine to actually follow through.

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