Donald Trump is skipping the White House Correspondents’ Dinner for the third year in a row because, well, he’s a baby … with tender baby skin and weawwy ouchy fee-fees.
Instead, he’ll be holding another one of his patented Hitler boof rallies:
“I’m going to hold a rally. The dinner’s so boring and so negative that we’re going to hold a very positive rally.”
Hmm, a “very positive” rally in which he calls immigrants animals and coaxes violence out of a phalanx of feral vassals? (In a very uplifting way, of course.)
Well, Michelle Wolf, who took some heat after hosting the Correspondents’ Dinner last year (for the nasty things she said about some very evil people), was ready with a zinger:
I hope it’s not because he has windmill cancer. https://t.co/h8oPmB2MIN
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) April 6, 2019
Well done, Michelle. And thanks.
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