Before Melania Trump mounted a mealy-mouthed defense of the tweety turd she’s pledged her love and devotion to — in the process appearing to side with her bully of a husband amidst her anti-bullying crusade — a real first lady stepped up and defended climate change activist Greta Thunberg from the baleful shart-geyser currently squatting in the Oval Office.
As is her wont, Obama went high after the ocher abomination went — well, “low” doesn’t adequately describe it, does it?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2019
I’m sure Greta appreciates the support, but I suspect she doesn’t much need it. She’s 10 times smarter than Trump and infinitely more dignified, serious, and moral.
Then again, so is my second-least-favorite intestinal fluke.
I reckon 100 times smarter is more accurate.
Thanks for the breath of fresh air, Michelle. It’s gotten pretty disgusting out here, as you know.
Yo! Pennyfarthing’s Trump-trashing series is now a trilogy! Grab your copy of Dear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing. It’s hot off the presses! And if you still haven’t read Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump, what the heck are you waiting for? Trumpageddon?
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