Michele Bachmann takes over as lead conductor of the 'Trump can still win' crazy train

Michele Bachmann bellowing about delusion is close to all the irony you’ll be able to digest today.

I don’t know what’s inside the former congresswoman’s head, but if it’s not Styrofoam packing peanuts I stand to lose a pretty sizable bet. We’ll have to wait a few decades or so for the autopsy, I presume.

BACHMANN: “I ask of God that you would take your iron rod, and I ask that you would smash the clay jar of deceit in America. Smash the clay jar of delusion in the United States of America. Smash the delusion, Father, of Joe Biden as our president — he is not! Would you take your iron rod and smash the strong delusion that Nancy Pelosi does have her House of Representatives? We don’t know that. Smash it in Jesus’ name. Smash, Lord, the takeover for the U.S. Senate by Chuck Schumer. Lord, smash it with your iron rod.”

Hulk SMASH!

By the way, technology has advanced quite a lot since biblical times. I have to assume the Lord’s rod is some sort of titanium alloy by now. What self-respecting deity still uses iron to smash his enemies? I mean, seriously.

This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via TwitterFind out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!