Michael Strahan invites Clemson football team for lobster

He may not be a “billionaire,” but Michael Strahan does pretty well for himself. The former New York Giants great and NFL Hall of Famer seamlessly transitioned from a standout football career to a couple of pretty decent broadcasting gigs, and as such he has a few nickels to rub together.

And he’s not a cheap fuck like Orange Grimace.

So what’s he doing? Making it up to the national champion Clemson Tiger football team, whose historic 15-0 season was capped off with special sauce and arctic fries courtesy of Donald Trump’s shutdown, Donald Trump’s vulgar tastes, and Donald Trump’s congenital churlishness.

Huffington Post:

After President Donald Trump served the squad McDonald’s and other fast food in a White House visit this week, “Good Morning America” host Michael Strahan on Tuesday promised to feed the 15-0 Tigers lobster. On him.

He invited the team to New York City for the feast.

“We gonna take care of you,” Strahan, a Hall of Famer who played for the New York Giants, said on the show. “We gonna give you the proper meal that you deserve because that was one great game, a great accomplishment.”

Thanks, Michael.

It’s good to see someone cares about, well, something.



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