Michael Cohen's Wednesday testimony is out: 'Trump is a racist. He is a conman. He is a cheat.'

Politico has snagged a copy of tomorrow’s Michael Cohen testimony.

Here’s just a taste:

I am ashamed of my weakness and misplaced loyalty – of the things I did for Mr. Trump in an effort to protect and promote him.

I am ashamed that I chose to take part in concealing Mr. Trump’s illicit acts rather than listening to my own conscience.

I am ashamed because I know what Mr. Trump is.

He is a racist.

He is a conman.

He is a cheat.

He was a presidential candidate who knew that Roger Stone was talking with Julian Assange about a WikiLeaks drop of Democratic NationalCommittee emails.


And here’s the whole dang thing. There’s more. Much, much more. Read for yourself.

Of course, Trump’s defenders will remind you that Cohen was convicted of lying in order to … er … protect Trump.

To review: When he said Trump was a good, upstanding businessman, he was lying big-time, and he’s been convicted and sentenced to prison for doing so.

Republicans just want to make sure you remember that.

Let the games begin.


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