Yes, that’s some preternatural mental acuity right there. Being able to tell the difference between an elephant and a camel, not to mention retaining the ability — through decades of Diet Coke abuse, no less! — to understand what an orange and a banana have in common.

So, naturally, the indispensable MeidasTouch is dragging the ocher abomination hard on this — and doing so almost exclusively with his own words.



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The Biden campaign should at least consider buying an hour in primetime on all the major networks to rerun this interview in full. No need to embellish anything. It can simply be called The Donald J. Trump Unraveling Hour, sponsored by Biden for President and Cocoa Puffs

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!