… i.e., don’t let the door hit you in the ass that Trump has repeatedly chewed out while in a Diet Coke- and ‘80s porn-induced fugue:
John Kelly is one of a long list of failed & incompetent Trump appointees that served in a dysfunctional White House. Kelly leaves with a cloud over his head because of the lie that he told on Congresswoman Frederica Wilson. He refused to apologize. Leaves WH in disgrace.
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) December 7, 2018
We all remember 4.5 billion years and millions of scandals ago when the Earth was still cooling and Trump picked a fight with a war widow, right?
Here’s a refresher, from the Washington Post story at the time:
White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly said Monday he would not apologize for the false attacks he leveled against Rep. Frederica S. Wilson (D-Fla.) this month when he sought to defend President Trump for his handling of a condolence call to the widow of a fallen soldier.
On Oct. 19, in a rare appearance at the White House media briefing, Kelly attacked Wilson as an “empty barrel” and accused her of grandstanding at a public event two years ago in Florida by taking credit for securing federal funding for a new building.
Video of the event soon released by the Florida Sun Sentinel showed Wilson did no such thing. Rather, she used her speech to praise the two slain FBI agents in whose memory the building was named. Wilson accused Kelly of “character assassination,” and members of the Congressional Black Caucus demanded that Kelly apologize.
Of course, if you degrade yourself enough to join the Trump administration in the first place, you put a permanent, sulfuric acid cloud of shame over you from the day you enter the Oval Office. If anything, Kelly will take one of those Silkwood nuclear plant showers after he leaves and instantly feel 100 percent better.
But thanks, Maxine Waters, for telling it like it as. As usual.
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