Mary Trump's book sold nearly a million copies on its first day of release

Looks like plenty of people are reading that book Donald Trump desperately wanted to deep-six.

CNN:

Mary Trump's tell-all book had sold a staggering 950,000 copies by the end of its first day on sale, publisher Simon & Schuster said Thursday.
 
That figure, which included pre-sales, as well as e-books and audiobooks, is a new record for Simon & Schuster, the company said.
 
The book, “Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man,” went on sale Tuesday and portrays President Trump in an unflattering light.
 
Just two weeks ago, Simon & Schuster celebrated the success of another Trump tell-all book, that one by former National Security Adviser John Bolton. The book, “The Room Where It Happened,” sold more than 780,000 copies in its first week of sales.

I’m not surprised that Mary Trump’s book is selling better than Bolton’s. I ordered Trump’s book last week (never thought I’d write that phrase), whereas I’d rather hitchhike to Branson, Missouri, with a wolverine stapled to my perineum than give Bolton any money.

Congrats to Mary, though. It couldn’t have been easy growing up Trump. Thank God she escaped the cult.

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