Ha ha ha! The rats aren’t just abandoning ship — they’re scared to admit they’ve ever been near the ship. Because it’s a bad ship, man. Bad, bad, bad.
MARTHA MCSALLY: “[Mark] Kelly says he’s an independent and a moderate and lots of platitudes here, but the stakes could not be higher. If you want your tax cuts, I’m your girl. If you want the largest tax increase in history, you’ve got somebody else over here.”
MODERATOR: “Senator, the question was, are you proud of your support for President Trump?”
MCSALLY: “I’m proud to be fighting for Arizona every single day …”
MODERATOR: “Is that a yes or a no for President Trump?”
MCSALLY: “… putting legislation on President Trump’s desk.”
MODERATOR: “So you’re proud of your support …”
MCSALLY: “You look at the legislation we put on his desk, it’s to cut Arizona taxes.”
MODERATOR: “It sounds like she is proud of her support for President Trump.”
MCSALLY: “I’m proud to be fighting for Arizona. The question is, why was he wanting to support Bernie Sanders?”
That may be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen, and I watched all of Carrot Top’s movie Chairman of the Board. (Don’t ask me why. Mostly I just couldn’t take my eyes off of it.)
McSally is losing — badly — to Mark Kelly.
Let’s make her lose by more. There’s still time to donate.
“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!