The latest news from Bizarro World is that Donald Trump is finally starting his own social media company—and it’s named TRUTH Social. Because while irony is long dead, that doesn’t mean Trump can’t beat it in the head with a shovel a few more times just to watch its corpse jiggle.
Sure, some people are still eager to invest their money with Donald Trump. And some kids still stick their tongues to flagpoles every winter. But not everyone is onboard with this latest venture—including some of the well-heeled investors who thought they were underwriting something other than dark sedition and looming, certain death.