MAGA muddleheads think they found a 'wire' on Biden. It's actually a tribute to his dead son

I guess if you’re going to support Donald Trump, you pretty much need to be a loathsome, addlepated conspiracy theorist. And if you actually, for some incomprehensible reason, listen to Donald Trump, you’re convinced Joe Biden must have cheated in the debate, because according to DJT, Biden is just a doddering old man who needs a shot of horse adrenaline to get out of bed in the morning.

So you get this kind of fatuous nonsense:

And there it is. #JoeWired pic.twitter.com/bk1dkZ9gQo— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) September 30, 2020

Okay, that’s clearly just a wrinkle in his shirt.

#JoeWired is just #fakenews. The supposed wire is just a cloth wrinkle… pic.twitter.com/WGmcfasDBe

— Jesús Enrique Rosas (@Knesix) September 30, 2020

On to the next heap of unhingery:

Come On Man, Give #SloppyJoe A Break.#JoeWired Was The Top Cheater In His Class pic.twitter.com/cDDtFFDTUv

— OctoberReignz (@0ctoberReignz) September 30, 2020

#JoeWired it’s everywhere the black wire on the white shirt pic.twitter.com/HvfTFNzFog

— Billionaire Club CO LLC (@LlcBillionaire) September 30, 2020

“Cheaters can always find a way to cheat. We knew it was coming. Joe also had 6 pages of talking points ordered correctly for the debate. How did he know the questions & their order. Maybe we should ask Chris Wallace,” the commenter wrote. #JoeWired pic.twitter.com/q7rrA4YaPe

— Fábio Talhari 🇧🇷🇯🇵♌ (@FabioTalhari) September 30, 2020

Oh, noes! Joe Biden is wearing an earpiece! On his wrist!

So this is clearly checkmate, right? Because Trump supporters are never, ever wrong.

Well … no.

It's not some kind of device in his sleeve.
It's the rosary he wears to remind him of his dead son, you fucking monsters.#Debates2020 #JoeWired pic.twitter.com/tlkYK3OSDL

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 30, 2020

“It’s the rosary he wears to remind him of his dead son, you fucking monsters.” Could not have said that better myself.

Those are Beau's Rosary beads. pic.twitter.com/SEOwMNSY6G

— Homebird 159 (@Homebird159) September 30, 2020

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Keep yapping, Trumpies. You have nothing left to look forward to but your own eternal disgrace.

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September 30, 2020

MAGA muddleheads think they found a 'wire' on Biden. It's actually a tribute to his dead son

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