I guess if you’re going to support Donald Trump, you pretty much need to be a loathsome, addlepated conspiracy theorist. And if you actually, for some incomprehensible reason, listen to Donald Trump, you’re convinced Joe Biden must have cheated in the debate, because according to DJT, Biden is just a doddering old man who needs a shot of horse adrenaline to get out of bed in the morning.
So you get this kind of fatuous nonsense:
Okay, that’s clearly just a wrinkle in his shirt.
— Jesús Enrique Rosas (@Knesix) September 30, 2020
On to the next heap of unhingery:
— OctoberReignz (@0ctoberReignz) September 30, 2020
— Billionaire Club CO LLC (@LlcBillionaire) September 30, 2020
“Cheaters can always find a way to cheat. We knew it was coming. Joe also had 6 pages of talking points ordered correctly for the debate. How did he know the questions & their order. Maybe we should ask Chris Wallace,” the commenter wrote. #JoeWired pic.twitter.com/q7rrA4YaPe
— Fábio Talhari 🇧🇷🇯🇵♌ (@FabioTalhari) September 30, 2020
Oh, noes! Joe Biden is wearing an earpiece! On his wrist!
So this is clearly checkmate, right? Because Trump supporters are never, ever wrong.
Well … no.
— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 30, 2020
“It’s the rosary he wears to remind him of his dead son, you fucking monsters.” Could not have said that better myself.
Those are Beau's Rosary beads. pic.twitter.com/SEOwMNSY6G
— Homebird 159 (@Homebird159) September 30, 2020
Keep yapping, Trumpies. You have nothing left to look forward to but your own eternal disgrace.
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