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LOL! Trump just called Apple CEO Tim Cook 'Tim Apple'

Can he possibly go one day without embarrassing us all?


Sure, everyone makes mistakes and suffers slips of the tongue from time to time, but this is the second time he’s done this! Last year he called Lockheed Martin CEO Marillyn Hewson “Marillyn Lockheed.”

Guess that’s how he remembers the names of top company executives. You know, like Ronald McDonald … and Mr. Peanut.


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