LOL. #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt

I may have engaged in some lite treason but it’s not my fault because #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/cT8u7BLtXh— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 6, 2019

Sept 25: It was a perfect push
Oct 2: The water was hardly even wet!
Oct 6: #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/ffhYk1fElx

DUDE! YOU CAN'T THROW A PICK-6 AND SAY RICK PERRY MADE YOU DO IT! #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/ukLH0uXX7M

I cannot tell a lie. #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/Zhg5MIRIsJ

Sorry Donald #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/S90BN3OQyH

Rick Perry didn’t make me do anything because I am accountable for all my actions, unlike the piece of shit, lying, treasonous, racist, popular vote losing, Emmyless, so called President Donald Trump. #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt

Letting Ivanka pretend she’s a respected diplomat  #RickPerrymademedoit pic.twitter.com/vBnimG8Olq

Day 1. It never happened.
Day 2. Maybe it happened.
Day 3. It wasn't me.
Day 4. Yes, it was me but it wasn't wrong.
Day 5. I'd do it again, and ask China too.
Day 6. Rick Perry made me do it.https://t.co/jxEk5RCu1U#RickPerrymademedoit

The buck stops there, way over there, where that dumb Texas guy is standing. #RickPerrymademedoit https://t.co/vbUbpHSxq7

There are some things in life for which you can take responsibility. For everything else there's the Rick Perry Card.#rickperrymademedoit pic.twitter.com/wAO3qTliRk

The new defense strategy catches on:

You see, I just do what Rick Perry tells me to do…#RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/3jnEualcGD

RICK PERRY TOLD ME HE ENJOYS THE UNDERSIDE OF A BUS#RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/t6Wrx5ySMT

I blame your poll on Rick Perry….

Cool, Molly, but you know Rmoney is plotting a hostile takeover of the ‘patch, carving out the hard assets and putting it in bankruptcy.

#RickPerryMadeMeDoIt pic.twitter.com/soFu1c6QZI