In the stunning tableau above starving artist Jon McNaughton depicts our first lizard person *Resident letting his tail slip out of his pant leg as he panhandles from a curious crowd gathered to watch a forgotten Iowa soybean farmer planting a marijuana seedling in the sidewalk in hopes of recouping the income from his foreclosed farm.
Vice *Resident in waiting Mike Pence ponders whether the time is right to have Sheriff David Clarke arrest the orange vagrant in exchange for an appointment to Joint Chiefs Chief of staff and some more macaroni for his chest.
The ghost of Canadian Hume Cronyn impersonates a GI Joe and clutches an American Flag to his chest in a desperate attempt to keep his residuals flowing to his heirs.
At center General Mattis calculates the number of steps he will need to avoid the A-10 Thunderbolt strike he is about to call in on the whole sorry scene.
Another top notch contribution to 21st century American Culture by McNaughton.
I’m sure I missed some stuff, perhaps you can help.