In a total reversal, Grand Moff Trump will apparently back off on ordering(sic) a national May 1 “reopening date”. He will also punt “shot-calling” to the states, continuing his inability to fully implement the DPA.  

Live Blog below

6:00* PM EDT (* it almost never starts on time)

Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing

The White House (Briefing Room, rats optional)


“The regional governors now have direct control over their territories…”


Which reporter will ask him why the border of China is at Chinatown.

  • He thinks Chinatown is in China;
  • He thinks we have a land border with China;
  • He thinks Chinatown in whatever city is part of China within the United States


Crazy Nancy Pelosi deleted this from her Twitter account. She wanted everyone to pack into Chinatown long after I closed the BORDER TO CHINA. Based on her statement, she is responsible for many deaths. She’s an incompetent, third-rate politician!





German Press: “Trump now holds press conferences every day in which he spreads lies and propaganda and fights with the governors of various US states”.


“Like the monomaniacal ship’s master in Moby Dick, Trump’s obsession fuels his actions.”