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Lindsey Graham viciously attacks 'The Squad' — manages to bootlick while keeping his lips moving

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Lindsey Graham appeared on everyone’s favorite intellectual black hole this morning (i.e., Fox & Friends) to regale the three alabaster dopes with his own brand of projection and unhinged racism. (Wait, is it really his own brand? Or is it more like bathtub meth made with a generic version of Sudafed? I’ll get back to you on that.)

Anyway, because he’s yet to find any compelling reason to unstitch his lips from Donald Trump’s perineum, Graham largely echoed Trump’s racist weekend (and Monday morning) tweetstorms while tsk-tsking him with the mildest of rebukes.

The Daily Beast:

“We all know that [Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez] and this crowd are a bunch of communists, they hate Israel, they hate our own country, they’re calling the guards along our border—the Border Patrol agents—concentration camp guards,” Graham exclaimed. “They accuse people who support Israel as doing it for the benjamins, they are anti-Semitic, they are anti-America. Don’t get them—aim higher.”

Asked if the tweets were negative, Graham demurred while continuing to blast the group of progressive lawmakers—which includes Reps. Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib—by repeatedly calling them anti-Semitic. He further called on the president to take aim at their policies rather than personally attacking them.

“They’re socialists. They’re anti-Semitic,” Graham declared. “They stand for all the things that most Americans disagree with. Make them the face of the future of the Democratic Party. You will destroy the Democratic Party.”

Uh huh. Meanwhile the face of the Republican Party is a giant candy corn — bright orange on the bottom with a conspicuous pointy white cap.

What pictures does he have of you, Lindsey? If it’s just some lurid sex stuff I’m going to be really disappointed. I can’t imagine anything from any porno buried within the deep recesses of the dark web that could be more embarrassing than your regular media appearances.

Feel free to take your humanity back at any time. Your country is waiting.

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