Schaden-Friday rolls along with an update on the Lindsey Graham campaign’s financial woes:
Got that? It appears Democrats are killing him financially. So, so sad.
Gee, why might Democrats hate Lindsey’s guts and start coming out in droves to support his opponent, Jaime Harrison? Could it be … I don’t know … his weaselly obeisance to the maleficent circus peanut? Or his determination to fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s SCOTUS seat after assuring voters he would never, ever do such a thing in an election year?
Let’s send this low-rent Keebler elf packing.
Support Jaime Harrison. Five or 10 bucks from half the people reading this would, well, increase Harrison’s war chest.
The FiveThirtyEight model still favors Graham, but it gives Harrison a decent shot at an upset. In fact, the latest Quinnipiac poll showed the candidates tied.
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