As D.C. doctors finish suturing Lindsey Graham’s lips to Donald Trump’s regal buttocks, you might take a moment to recall that he was once one of Trump’s biggest detractors, as the following tweets prove …
After Trump insulted John McCain’s service by saying he likes people who weren’t captured (by the way, Graham was one of McCain’s best friends, so his recent embrace of Trump seems even more grotesque):
After Trump said Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her “wherever”:
On Trump’s foreign policy bona fides:
Oh, and this is a good one. (Say, how about an actual president obstructing justice over an investigation into Russia’s meddling and lying about dozens of contacts with Russians?):
And another tweet pointing out Trump’s glaring unfitness for office:
And, finally, a prediction … that’s coming true before our eyes (though I think he meant the GOP and not necessarily the entire country … or the planet):
How does this guy turn into Donald Trump’s lickiest lapdog? Who knows? Maybe Putin has filled up an abandoned Moscow Blockbuster Video with thousands of pee tapes. Or maybe Graham is just a coward. Either seems plausible.
Fabulous!” “Hysterically funny!” “Cathartic!” These are just a few of the many accolades from readers of Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump. And now, the long-awaited sequel is here! Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump is hot off the digital press and available as a $2.99 download from Amazon. Buy there, or be square. (And while you’re doing that, grab yourself a copy of The Fierce, Fabulous [and Mostly Fictional] Adventures of Mike Ponce, America’s First Gay Vice President, also from AJP.)
In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.